Sunday, February 27, 2005

Duke of hazard? C'mon guys

I am appalled. I grew up watching the Dukes. My dad had a 69 charger that didn't run. I spent me whole summer hood sliding and climbin through the window. To me the Dukes may have been all about bad acting, running moonshine, and scantily clad girls with big parts, but at 8 years old, it was my life. Now they've gone and messed it ALL up. Dumb A.. oh I mean Jackass host Johnny Knoxville is playing Luke, and Seann William Scott is playing Bo. Jessica Simpson is Daisy, and the only GOOD role portrayals I see will be from Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg (Now trimmed down and skinny) and Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie. I don't know if I can even go see this. It'll probably be like a really bad Mad TV Skit. More on this later. Oh yeah you better believe it. I'm ticked.

4 comments:

Heidi said...

I feel your pain! ;o) LOL

Rick said...

i'm gonna tell mom you just wanted jessica simpson on your blog!!!

Blake said...

They put eye candy in there with Simpson and Scott. Idiot candy in there with Knoxville. Country Candy in there with Willie Nelson. And some old people who like to drive really fast in Firebirds with Burt Reynolds in there.

So it will be a cash cow!

Paul Oyler - aka SteelerDirtFreak said...

I'll probably go see it, but I am very prepared to be let down and disgusted.

At least the REAL Dukes are back on TV again, on CMT!