Thursday, August 4, 2005

Why do men have nipples?

I saw this on Today Show this morning and it answers some interesting questions. Why is yawning contagious? Why do beans give you gas. Why does sweat stink? Where does morning breath come from? If you're on a deserted Island, is it better to drink sea water or your own urine? OK, SICK! Interesting questions, and I haven't read the book, but I have some questions of my own and I wonder if they're addressed. 1. Why can you pee without pooing but you can't poo without peeing? 2. If 4 different colored shirts are laying out on the bed why does the cat pick the one you were going to wear next to shed all over? 3. Why do women who stress over thinking they're fat have to eat to cure the stress? and finally, 4. Why do old men fart while peeing in public bathrooms? Makes you go Hmmmmmmmmmm.

2 comments:

Rick said...

i've got your answers:
1) because God is smart enough to let guys know that if you're going to sit down at all, you might as well get 'er done
2) cats are psychic - everyone knows this
3) because guys keep telling them, "no youre not fat - here have some ice cream"
4) because they CAN

pianoman said...

1) Two words: prostate gland

2) because cats are satan's spawn, used by him to cause you to spout obscenities from time to time.

3)because stress makes you hungry. That's why there's Snickers Bars.

4)because it feels good.