* snot relish. on hot dogs.* boogers & chips. fried with fries.* oatmeal. who'd know the diff?
use it to hang wall paper. ooo. put it on a piece of tape and make fly paper. glaze on a bunt cake.hair gel.ok enough.
substitute for rubber cementorc oozesilly puttyThe Blob II
*grins* I just had to come across this while I was eating.How about snot pizza?Use it to hang new wallpaper?How about something to gross out the girls in the youth group?http://www.horsehell.com
Make gel wristwrests for your keyboard or gel inserts for your shoes.Snot balloons. These make great grenades, or so I'm told.Bicycle tire patch kit.Throw it at people at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.Coat yourself in it and go as a slime monster for Halloween.Put in in plastic capsules and sell them out of gumball machines for 50 cents each.Resuscitate dried out slugs.Use it to practice for auditions for a part on Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do That on Television."Put it in a time capsule and gross out your descendants.Use it to threaten your evil little sister.
Three words: slip and slide
I hear it makes a good adhesive...S'not Crazy Glue, but it comes damn close!
Mix your gallon of snot with about ten gallons of water in a big vat. Stir occasionally. Pour contents into an old windex container with nozzle on top. Spend your day spritzing people, surfaces, doorknobs, etc. Result: a new epidemic that is proudly yours. Think of the infamy!
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