Monday, May 16, 2005

I NEEEEED This!!!

Flatulence Filter The Flatulence Filter is a breath of fresh air for you and your fellow passengers! Flying can cause many travelers to experience uncomfortable intestinal gas, which in turn can lead to embarrassing flatulence. And at 30,000 feet, it's difficult to blame the dog! The Flatulence Filter looks like an ordinary seat cushion but contains an activated carbon air filter that absorbs odors immediately and lasts up to 12 months. Ideal for airplane, train, or car travel, it has a handy carrying handle. Favorably reviewed in Business Week and Prevention Magazine. Product Review WOW! Never in my life have I farted for so long and with such complete comfort. Really, flying used to cause terrible problems for me and I had to visit the bathroom multiple times even on short flights to lessen the discomfiture of my passengers. With Flatulence Filter, my troubles were gone ! It looks like an ordinary seat cushion, so it's not conspicuous, and it works beautifully. There is absolutely no odor emitted whatsoever, regardless of the state of your stomach. Highly recommended to all travelers. - Flatulence Farter, New York, NY

6 comments:

Tricia said...

ROFL!!!

Rick said...

too late for most of your "victims" - but never too late to start being sensitive to the breathing needs of others.

kirbnator said...

two words: Poopouri Spray.

coulda used it then.

Eddie said...

This is awesome! I wonder if they make a mattress-sized version for certain boyfriends who fart in their sleep.

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Vicki said...

I have some students who SO need this!!