tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post111515638138631999..comments2023-09-05T10:02:59.952-04:00Comments on jayuff.com: SNOTJeff Stilwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09814600411886291525noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115859265721488812005-05-11T20:54:00.000-04:002005-05-11T20:54:00.000-04:00Mix your gallon of snot with about ten gallons of ...Mix your gallon of snot with about ten gallons of water in a big vat. Stir occasionally. Pour contents into an old windex container with nozzle on top. Spend your day spritzing people, surfaces, doorknobs, etc. Result: a new epidemic that is proudly yours. Think of the infamy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115359595975041862005-05-06T02:06:00.000-04:002005-05-06T02:06:00.000-04:00I hear it makes a good adhesive...S'not Crazy Glue...I hear it makes a good adhesive...S'not Crazy Glue, but it comes damn close!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115309332110323562005-05-05T12:08:00.000-04:002005-05-05T12:08:00.000-04:00Three words: slip and slideThree words: slip and slidePhilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11335520287026507876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115208315448334752005-05-04T08:05:00.000-04:002005-05-04T08:05:00.000-04:00Make gel wristwrests for your keyboard or gel inse...Make gel wristwrests for your keyboard or gel inserts for your shoes.<BR/><BR/>Snot balloons. These make great grenades, or so I'm told.<BR/><BR/>Bicycle tire patch kit.<BR/><BR/>Throw it at people at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<BR/><BR/>Coat yourself in it and go as a slime monster for Halloween.<BR/><BR/>Put in in plastic capsules and sell them out of gumball machines for 50 cents each.<BR/>Biognomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04794600975837582962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115184800367841162005-05-04T01:33:00.000-04:002005-05-04T01:33:00.000-04:00*grins* I just had to come across this while I was...*grins* I just had to come across this while I was eating.<BR/><BR/>How about snot pizza?<BR/><BR/>Use it to hang new wallpaper?<BR/><BR/>How about something to gross out the girls in the youth group?<BR/><BR/>http://www.horsehell.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115167019331603142005-05-03T20:36:00.000-04:002005-05-03T20:36:00.000-04:00substitute for rubber cementorc oozesilly puttyThe...substitute for rubber cement<BR/>orc ooze<BR/>silly putty<BR/>The Blob IIbinventivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06584337955254113028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115164378567042302005-05-03T19:52:00.000-04:002005-05-03T19:52:00.000-04:00use it to hang wall paper. ooo. put it on a piec...use it to hang wall paper. <BR/>ooo. put it on a piece of tape and make fly paper. <BR/>glaze on a bunt cake.<BR/>hair gel.<BR/><BR/>ok enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6189574.post-1115159574059966762005-05-03T18:32:00.000-04:002005-05-03T18:32:00.000-04:00* snot relish. on hot dogs.* boogers & chips. frie...* snot relish. on hot dogs.<BR/>* boogers & chips. fried with fries.<BR/>* oatmeal. who'd know the diff?Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968721641385680296noreply@blogger.com