Blog Tagged

OK, About the photo friday post, did you see the basketball w/ the wig? Ahhh, I'm a youth pastor. OK, So I've been taked by Rick @ Rambling Adventures. The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more occupations to add, you add them at the bottom following the "If I could be" a format. My additions will be in YELLOW. After you're done, you get to go and tag 3 other people. Add a trackback to the one that tagged you as well as a trackback to Ogre's original post. If I could be a scientist If I could be a farmer If I could be a musician If I could be a doctor If I could be a painter If I could be a gardener If I could be a missionary If I could be a chef If I could be an architect If I could be a linguist If I could be a psychologist If I could be a librarian If I could be an athlete If I could be a lawyer If I could be an innkeeper If I could be a professor If I could be a writer If I could be a llama-rider If I could be a bonnie pirate If I could be a service member If I could be a photographer If I could be a philanthropist If I could be a rap artist If I could be a child actor If I could be a secret agent If I could be a comedian/comedienne If I could be a priest If I could be a radio announcer If I could be a phlebotomist If I could be a pet store owner If I could be a computer programmer If I could be a police officer If I could be a politician If I could be a mom If I could be an underwater basket weaver If I could be a reality tv host If I could be a forensic pathologist If I could be a key grip on the next Star Wars film If I could be a fairy god parent If I could be a cast member on "Smallville" If I could be an Airbus pilot If I could be U2's equipment manager ADD MY OWN If I could be a flight attendant on Hooters Airline If I could be freak of nature If I could be a microsoft executive If I could be belly button lint Here's what I chose: I I could be a reality TV host I would create a makeover show that takes real pretty people, models, and actors, and make them fat, saggy with crooked teeth. They would have actual plastic surgery, end the show by being shunned, mocked and ridiculed by their peers. I'd move them into a trailor in Sylvania Georgia. Of course we'd have to do follow up shows. If I could be a linguist, I'd create a whole new language for teens based on Napolian Dynamite and bad 80's catch phrases. "Gosh, Idiot! Gag me with a bo staff!" would mean "Hello, How are you today?" If I could be belly button lint I'd want to live in the navel of a 400 lb man. I'd settle in the deepest part and do what belly button lint does. Ok, I'm tagging Statedog and Cousin Eddie